Feb 2026 we're tired of your bullshit

Crypto Clarity

We've had it. With the whitepapers. The cartoon apes. The "revolutionary" utility that somehow always ends up being please hold this JPEG while we slowly rug you with kindness.

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01 / The deal

No cap. No roadmap.
No gm fam guilt-trip.

We've had it with 47-page whitepapers that read like a depressed DAO lawyer had a midlife crisis with ChatGPT.

We've had it with cartoon apes that cost more than a kidney but age like milk in a hot car.

CryptoClarity exists because almost everything in crypto is actively trying to make you dumber.

Our only promise

We will try, really try, to not make you dumber.
That already puts us in the top 0.3% of the space.

Sad but true

02 / We believe

Things that shouldn't need
saying. But here we are.

If your project needs a 3-minute TikTok explainer to not sound like a Ponzi, it probably is one. ^ no notes
"Decentralized" should mean something more than we control the multisig and you control your anxiety.
Most "communities" are just Discord role farms with gambling addiction as team-building activity. we said what we said
If your tokenomics include the word reflection unironically, you owe everyone an apology.
Real transparency doesn't need a "transparency report." It just shows up and doesn't hide behind "we're still cooking" for 14 months.

03 / The vibe

We're not here to
pump your bags.

We're not here to shill you safety. We're mostly here to point and laugh at the same time we point at the exit.

slightly above-average reading comprehension

+zero tolerance for obvious grift

+occasional dad-joke energy

=CryptoClarity

this is the whole strategy

If that sounds exhausting... good.
Exhausting people is how you filter out the ones who want 100x moonshots more than they want self-respect.

The only thing we're rugging is your remaining illusions.

See you onchain. Or probably not.

most of you will still ape the next shiny thing anyway

Stay salty,

The CryptoClarity crew (who still can't believe this is a full-time job in 2026)

No cap. No roadmap.No gm fam guilt-trip.

Things that shouldn't needsaying. But here we are.

We're not here topump your bags.

The only thing we're rugging is your remaining illusions.

No cap. No roadmap.
No gm fam guilt-trip.

Things that shouldn't need
saying. But here we are.

We're not here to
pump your bags.